Plastic Swell
A data painting of what will happen if we don’t stop micro-plastic accumulation in our oceans by 2050
Truth Bombs
Some people let their stress out by destroying a punch bag at the gym. Others exhale their troubles via sun salutations, Ujjayi breath and baking themselves into human pretzels. Melbourne Royalty finds no better way to let it all out than than dusting off the old soap box and having a proper writing rant sesh at the old typewriter. Smoke flies off the keyboard as Melbourne Royalty Truth Bombs are being detonated – here you’ll unravel things that seriously get under your skin, the spiky, the spicy and the salty; tales of behind the scenes debauchery, things people always wanted to say but didn’t dare and dance like no one’s watching, pants-off, no filter opinions. Read at your peril… #sorrynotsorry
Dye Hard ’22 – why I hate going to the hairdressers
Anybody else rather shave their head than endure the torment of a horrible hairdresser? Get ready to meet Hairzilla…
Why Tuesdays can get in the sea
For anyone trying to hold down any kind of job with a side career as a professional raver, it’s without a doubt the deepest, darkest purgatory day of the week.
The Walk of Shame
No we’re not talking about one night stands. We’re talking about trying to escape the afterparty in the cold light of day… Don’t lie, we’ve all been there.
